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twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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I need to fold laundry and do stuff while the baby is asleep but I don’t wanna. 

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band-of-thieves:

Need this right now sexually frustrated plz
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yes i am
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Best thing there. 
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